Forget that A-Rod Fella, Brett's Are The Real Story Of Yankee Opener

It's clear to me that all of you out there, from Eddie to ESPN to any other sports news source of any sort of repute clearly missed the boat yesterday.  

While all of you fledgling journalists and fans were fawning over this Rodriguez character, I happened to be noticing a greater story line unfold.  Perhaps as dramatic as the era of dual Billy Joe's in New Orleans (though that's still up for debate), a pair of Brett's began their conquest to divide and conquer the 5 Boroughs of New York, beginning with the Bronx.  

Their journey began yesterday in Dunedin.

I speak, naturally, of only two men:   Brett Tomko and Brett Gardner.

Tomko started the game, gave two EXCELLENT innings of work.  Gardner lead off, and bombed the 2nd pitch he saw for a homer.  

Their play begs only one honest question.

Alex, who?