Shaun Ellis Has Class

This may have happened a few days ago, and may not be "news" at this point, but it has to be on here. If you don't know what we're talking about, please watch the whole clip.

Imagine hearing the headline that a player, an NFL player no less, threw a snowball into the stands at fans, after being tired of getting them thrown at him all day.

In an ideal world, one would have to think that by "threw", it was meant, playfully toss, and by "snowball" one might assume a small, maybe golf or baseball-sized object.

In the real world, filled with NFL players that have bodies that should be registered with the NRA, "threw" meant exactly what it's supposed to mean, and "snowball" could more accurately be described as a boulder.

What on Earth goes through Shaun Ellis' mind as he picked up a Brett Favre-sized iceberg and hurled it at the first row in Seattle?

Well, when you consider why else the lineman's been in the news lately, you realize, not much.

All I know is, if I'm starting up a snowball fight, where marijuana and beating up women are going to be involved, I want him on my team.